Monopoly

The reason my family is broken, and my friends hate me.

Hey you want to play monopoly

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

monopoly hoe

A female willing to perform sexually explicit acts with randoms, but only in the form of a game.

Guy- " My friends asked if you wanted to go upstairs and have a gang-bang."

Monopoly Hoe- " I'm not into that sort of thing."

Guy- " How about if we play 'Jizz on a biscuit'?"

Monopoly Hoe- " Alrite, I'll meet you guys upstairs."

by Guy Person January 30, 2014

Monopoly

Monopoly/Over extremely mad. Monopoly is a board game. People rarely say monopoly to explain how (over extremely) mad they are, most people would find this extremely rude. Which explains why no one uses it.

While me and my sister were arguing I used the comeback "monopoly" when no one was looking at us. She never talked to me again. I regret saying that. "How about monopoly!!"

by Keke12real December 29, 2021

Monopoly

A economic-themed board game designed by antimonopolist Lizzie Maggie that had 2 sets anti-monopolist and monopolist, but we all probably played only the monopolist set.

Guy 1: man ur too good at monopoly
Guy 2: because i am a professional at being a capitalist

by NectaredBee June 23, 2022

Monopoly Instructions

Absolute nerd

Monopoly Instructions is an absolute nerd. I hate that guy

by KaleCh1ps September 14, 2022

Monopoly Go ads

A at-the-start-fun-but-overtime-becomes-boring mobile game that has spread worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games or websites LOVE to have. It features a old ass man in a tuxedo whose hat is even taller than him and sometimes a black dog that has eyebrows bushier than all the hair in my body.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MONOPOLY GO ADS

Person 2: GOD DONT TELL ME PLEASE

by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024

Monopoly Go Ads

A once fun but now boring game that has gone worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games and websites LOVE to include.

It features a old ass man wearing a tuxedo too small for the average eye to see and a hat that is even bigger than him. It sometimes also includes a grey dog whose eyebrows are even bushier than all the hair on my body.

“Monopoly Go Ads are just annoying af.”

by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024