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monkeybater

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater
by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023
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monkeybuster

When you bust monkeys by killing them, or other things
Did you hear about the monkeybusters in China?
by Therog373737 September 16, 2023
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monkeyfog

by monkeyfog September 23, 2023
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monkeyballu

monkeyballu is a term used for when your friends are being quite exquisite towards you.
thanks for the money, your being quite a monkeyballu today!
by krumifix February 8, 2024
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Monkeydonia

Monkeydonia is a semi-derogative term used to describe the country of FYROM (North Macedonia). The reason behind the mocking is due to the historical revisionist / misleading / cultural appropriative nature of the North Macedonians. This tactic is known as antiquization - a form of historical quackery.

Essentially what the history is, originally the land in ancient times was known as the Paeonian Kingdom. King Agis died, then Phillip 2 of Macedon (a real authentic Greek Macedonian - the real macedonians) conquered Paeonian land and turned it into a vassal of Greek Macedonia.

Around the sixth century, the slavs settled the balkans, becoming known as the south slavs. This land was no longer Greek - Macedonian inhabitants, it was now a slavic land. This area specifically became associated with the Bulgarians as they were Slavicized from the 7th to 10th century. Eventually much later, Turkish Ottomans took over the land. The nationalist Western-Bulgarians in the late 1800s revolted. They adopted the title "macedonian" as reference to the ancient land, not as a ethno-nationalist qualifier. Later, yugoslav-communist propaganda turned this into a deeper lie, insinuating that the Western-Bulgarians are "real Macedonian people" (false).

Essentially, the modern day people are descendants of Bulgarian ancestry. So they should not be called Macedonian. However, they deserve a distinct identity, so some have theorized renaming the country as Vardaria, and the language as Vardzarija.
Propagandist : We are real Macedonians!

Historian: No, you are actually "Vardarians". you are descendants of Bulgarians. Why do you insist on spreading propaganda?

Propagandist: We are Macedonia.

Historian: More like Monkeydonia.
by Dilvaed November 21, 2023
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moneybot.cash

#1 software overall , no one else stands a chance

god i wish i had moneybot

rome the demon eating code for breakfast
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monkeyball

The course of action where the intended routine and/or status quo is rejected and an incorrect procedure is enacted.
This nigga just poured lemonade into a latte… MONKEYBALL
by DeezNuts98 May 23, 2024
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