Fuck money

Ones attitude toward money when you have none and fucking need some.

Man...fuck money.

by FUCKMONEY August 15, 2017

green monkey's fuckstick

Anything that is very, very dirty.

Curtis is dirtier than a green monkey's fuckstick.

by dave sadler July 16, 2006

Finger fuck money

Money you don't need

I don't need this job,"it's just finger fuck money"!

by Wildgraciepoo July 20, 2016

fuck money get bitches

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both

Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"

by neerdabay January 20, 2014

Monkey Fart Fucker

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.

No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker

by JND Nodice January 31, 2009

Fuck Money

Money you get from being a prostitute.

Pers. 1: Your girlfriend's a prostitute?
Me: Yeh but she got that fuck money

by Sovereign K. January 4, 2015

mother fuck money

when an italian manipulates the economy to pay his cows so the whore out a bit more than usual
race does not really matter in this case
keep the n****r babies on the dollup f'n lazy puppet bums!

The red n****r baby cow got gov chibi sorta mother fuck money for his land in hopes his family would have some buttboys. When that failed they tried to murder some of the family thinking they were some really ticket or s/s.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025