Messy Monday

When a whole bunch a drama happens and when you got all the tea and spill it.

Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.

Sara: “Hey, you saw messy Monday yet? Heard it’s real messy this week.”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”

by 043bhbh December 18, 2018

Scarf Monday

A day when scarfs are used to cover up a persons neck from mistakes made during the weekends.

So after last night is it a Scarf Monday?

by twak November 13, 2010

Rage Monday

A term made famous by the strapping young Pioneers of Nebraska Wesleyan, Rage Monday is a weekly holiday-extravaganza, celebrated every Monday (usually between 8pm and 3am) in which copious amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics are consumed.

This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.

Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.

Ron: "Hey, my afternoon class got canceled..."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"

Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."

by CombatKurt March 8, 2011

Turkey Monday

A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.

Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.

by Turkey Fan #1 March 14, 2016

Monday Brain

Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.

My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.

by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010

Happy Monday

A greeting you give someone probably early on on a Monday morning inviting a positive response, touched with a sense of irony, designed to uplift and invoke a sense of joy in what is the first day of a five day week.

Hi Christopher how are you? How was your weekend? Happy Monday Mark! Weekend went well thanks.

by two blonds August 5, 2017

OFI Monday

An expression used when returning to school or work on Monday after a super fun, hard-partying weekend meaning oh fuck its monday; the opposite of TGI Friday.

When we had to go back to school, everyone was like OFI Monday.

by buttonhatesmondays May 7, 2009