child molester

Literally me

I am a child molester

by localpriest October 25, 2019

molesterbate

1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.

2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.

1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"

2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."

by longduckdong August 5, 2014

Bike Molester

BMX riders...they do crazy ass stunts on their bikes and it looks like they're killing the damn thing.

Fruitbooter: Yo woodpusher, get the hell out the way.
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!

by tom--> e August 28, 2007

molesterbating

molesting yourself or someone else while masturbating

1) dude george is molesterbating trae
2) trae molsterbates himself too much

by piznitch November 6, 2003

Mud Baby Molester

A peron who has anal intercourse with someone else.

A male homosexual - someone who is likely to come into 'close' contact with a Mud Baby is therefore a Mud Baby Molester.

by Peter van Dyk March 5, 2008

molestered

Having someone tell you "Boobs are 4tw"

~Man and Woman chatting in a room~
Woman: Hi
Man: Hi
Woman: Nice day outside.
Man: I wouldn't know, BOOBS ARE 4TW!!!11 LOL!
Woman: Oh noes! Your verbal assault has stunned me and left me feeling as if my life is plumetting into a chasm of depression. I feel so dirty.

~End~

by Blizzposta May 1, 2005

Molester Jester

A predatory male online that everybody takes the piss out of.

Adam: Leave me alone you guys!
Lee: Fucking Molester Jester
Adam: I'm not a pedalo!
*Terence gets Molester Jester tattooed*
Angela: Hi lomsbao sjizbak kdkks oops lol

by Debortables August 28, 2019