Martin's Monthly

A term to define a moment of sheer anger coming from someone named Martin, usually coming every month in a menstrual cycle of sorts.

Martin: I AM FUMING!!!!!!

Everyone: There goes Martin's Monthly!

by immchuck May 9, 2021

National give your girl your hoodie month

national give your girl your hoodie day is just an excuse for your girl to take your hoodie, its literally been said for every month for the past few years that national give your girl your hoodie month was every single month. Like if you just want my hoodie just ask for it dont make up a fake holiday

Me: My girl wants my hoodie for national give your girl your hoodie month
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?

by se November 5, 2019

first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).

It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Slap ass month 🤡

Slap ass month is the gayest shit ever and honestly is just sum dumb shit some horny 14 year old made hoping to touch some ass

Josh:hehe Ima slap this bitches ass
Andrew: dude what the fuck is wrong with you
Josh: it’s slap ass month 🤡
Andrew: I’m boutta slap the shit outta you

by Someone not fucking retarded September 30, 2019

Slap ass month

Everybody has the right to slap those thick ass girls or guys and get horny

Slap it and make it wobble for the slap ass month all of October

by Yourbigcockguy October 2, 2019

1st of the month

(1)The day every-body gets and cashes their checks and go to their local drug dealer and get stoned, high, or faded(same shit:P)
(2)A bad-ass song by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony that u put on the mornning of every 1st of the month

Hey man, i just got my check, lets look for Johnny, he knows its the 1st of the month=, go check in Kim's market

by willie-o July 24, 2006

Monthly Indian

A woman dripping menstrual blood on another person's forehead.

I woke up to her giving me the Monthly Indian as pay back.

Whenever my girl is on her period I like her to give me the Monthly Indian.

by Ryerbread February 22, 2011