Molestarded

When someone, usually a woman, decides to make stupid decisions that lead to the unfortunate rape of that individual. Usually involves alcohol and is something that your parents have told you several times.

Joe: Did you hear? Melissa was raped last night.

Steve: Well I'm not surprised, she left the bar completely hammered and took the walk home through a dark alley...

Joe: Man, she is so molestarded

by arose22 November 6, 2011

modesty

A fine line between humility and low-self esteem which I chose not to walk.

For the sake of preserving my own modesty, I shall refrain from providing an example.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Modesto

The Raddest Place On Earth to:

- Party
- Get Laid
- Find Some Drugs.
- Be With Family

"Lets Go To Modesto,To Have Some Fun"

by Shawty1 December 9, 2008

molestar

Spanish teachers try to pass off this word as "to bother, to annoy" however, that is the PG version and is not true. It means to molest. Passionately. WARNING: IF YOUR SPANISH TEACHER ASKS IF IT'S OKAY TO MOLESTAR YOU...SAY NO!"

You may have heard of the "Rape Song" but this is the "MOLESTAR SONG"

"Stop! Don't touch me there. This is my private square. M-O-L-E-S-T-A-R. Get your penis out of meee. MOLESTAR. MOLESTAR. MOLESTAR.

by Mr. Manzi June 3, 2007

modestrian

(mo-destrian) A mobile pedestrian. A problem has risen in the fact that the word "handicapped" has become a broad term used for anyone with any various type of impairment. Modestrian means specifically a person that is completely restricted to a wheelchair.

There is a grassroots movement among many New York City residents to remove the handicapped status of parking spots, and to replace it with modestrian only parking signs. This will create available parking for the handicapped citizens that truly need the close proximity parking (those contained to a wheelchair aka modestrians).

Christopher Reeve was a modestrian because he was handicapped to the point that his only mobility came from being in a wheelchair.

There is modestrian rugby leagues around the country. This is known as murderball or wheelchair rugby.

(www.modestrian.com)

by bmanstan May 16, 2007

guitar molestation

idoits who think that black eyeliner is 'rock n' roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! molest the guitar daily'

fall out boy
mcr
Panic! at the disco
are gulity of guitar molestation

by Foo Freak July 28, 2008

modesto

a city in northern california that is about 1 hour east of san fransisco and 1 hour 45 minutes south of sacramento. it is famous for the laci peterson trials, chandra levey trials, and george lucas lived here. it is not too big, only 203,00 people. it has 5 schools:
-beyer
-davis
-johanson
-modesto
-downey
-ceres (not in district but it competes with modesto schools)

2 schools are being built bc of overcrowding
-enoch
-and some other school in salida

most of modesto is overrun by drugs and mexicans. the music scene here i good for the most part. downtown modesto is fun for nightlife but most hoes are known for being on 9th street.

the ppl of modesto use the word "hella" a lot and most, if not all, of modesto is bilangual.

man, modesto is hella ghetto

by motizzle May 8, 2006