A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.
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When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.
"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."
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Get the macker mug.The odor radiated from a woman's lady parts that resembles that of a mackerel fish. Mackerel waft often occurs due to lack of cleaning and maintenance of the lady parts.
I took that girl's panties off and her mackerel waft was so strong it nearly made me almost pass out.
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