Moses Moat

The scooping out of ones bagel before adding the shmear.

One plain bagel, toasted, cream cheese in a Moses Moat. Thank you.

by Bad Jew November 30, 2011

moparscaper

Someone who fails at Java.

how i mak server i don get it becauz i r moparscaper

by VB7 Rocks September 19, 2007

Moats

Normally a ring of water around a castle, in this case the ring around the nipple.

Damn girl your moats nearly cover your whole udder, they look like hamburger patty's

by andymack78 March 24, 2019

Sandbagging the Moat

The building of additional protective infrastructure around a couch fort. Couch forts being predominantly made of pillow and potentially mattresses, thus sandbags would theoretically be made of apple pies. Popularised by the Melbourne Fort Builders Anonymous society.

Andrew: Gee Rach, you've gone to quite a bit of effort with sandbagging the moat of this week's fort

Rachel: You know it, these apple pie sandbags look silly now, but when the Saxons turn up, they ain't gettin anywhere near my Bulls jumper.

by sxpress7 May 19, 2008

draining the moat

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

moparscape

Moparscape is a runescape cheat server,Not known to jagex,you log on with any name and password and items appear when you type in certain codes.There is also not chat filter.There is a problem though,moparscape does not connect to normal runescape and there arent many people playing it,also most shops and doors don't work.

Yippeeeeeeeee! Im going to get rich by using moparscape!,Wait, this isn't my acount!What the? Why won't this door open,this place is deserted!

by dm,nerd December 12, 2008

moate

Town in Co. Westmeath, Ireland. Population of about two housand, notorious bottleneck on the Dublin - Galway route

ann: Hey, where do you live?
tom: Moate
ann: That place is a traffic disaster!
tom: yeah but its a great town otherwise and we're getting bypassed!

by mcgg February 25, 2008