Mixed distance relationship

A long and short distance relationship rolled up into one

When you can handle her frequent in and out commutes

Mark: Are you gonna handle that?

Bob: Yeah I am. We will meet once she comes back from her seasonal job visits in Antigua
Mark: Typical Mixed distance relationship
Bob: we visit eachother bruh once every two weeks. So yes it's a mixed distance relationship

by Chizykay December 21, 2021

quik mixer

a quik mixer is when 2 or more guys jack off and spert the cum on the girls ass and she farts

"danm i was be a quik mixer to her"
or
"shit she was being a quik mixer!"

by Eric Forbes March 23, 2005

Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.

Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.

by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020

It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

When someone farts and it smells bad

When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.

by Eejejejeje July 30, 2022

mixed

a person of more than race, and alwzy hella sexy.

1. damn!!! look at dat mixed bitch bitch she hell fyne!!!
2. i get my light skinnedness from my whyte daddy, and my ass and tits frm my black mama.

by mixedmami December 28, 2005

Mileena

A girl who will be on your side no matter what.When you meet her you know you will be friends for a while.If you ever separate she would always come back.She sweet,cute,intelligent,beautiful,and amazing!

guy:Who is that small cute girl
guy2:Oh that’s mileena!
guy:i’ll have to ask her out sometime

by 🇴 🇴 🇵 - March 29, 2020

Mixed signals

Morgan: hi I like u and think we could work what do u think

Mollie: no sorry I like how we are now

2 days later:

Mollie: I like u but don't want a relationship rn

Morgan: ffs

Mollie likes Morgan but don't want a relationship currently sorry if this gives u mixed signals

by Lovesosa73 May 3, 2022