Mr. Mistoffelees

A character in the T.S Eliot book and Andrew Lloyd Webber's Musical 'Cats'.

Look at that cat! It's Magic Mr. Mistoffelees, yo!

by Cherub-Hands August 3, 2006

Milton, MA

A town right outside of Boston. It's broken up into two sides: The East and The West. Milton is notably the most Irish town in the United States, although there is a rising number of African-Americans. Milton was also listed (respectfully) in 2007 and 2009 as the 7th and 5th best place to live in America. Very hard to imagine as there is virtually nothing to do there. Hence why there is such a big problem with drinking and drugs within the town's teenage inhabitants (who frequent the woods at night for "fun"). They also use slang which is getting more and more ridiculous by the year. Not to mention that many Milton teenagers don't take kindly to outsiders (Why? because they're assholes). By appearance, Milton is the epitome of a suburb. Nice houses, clean neighborhoods, etc.

Kids: "The cops are coming! Quick! Hide the reebs! Hide the reebs!"

Cops: "You idiots. Just because we're cops doesn't mean we're stupid enough to know that beers spelled backwards is reebs.....only in Milton, MA."

by masterBarry September 7, 2010

east milton

The East Side of Milton, bordering on Quincy. Notable features include woods where straight up zeebin goes down, because they never heard of using someone's house, so kids always get arrested and shit. They have their own language.

Whaatup, dude? You zoobin?
Yah, you?
Yah dude, creepin at the Emod
Rep the E!
East Milton!

by This kid right here April 23, 2007

minton

A hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"
Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"
Ryan: "That's what she said!"
(Greg whiffs)
Ryan: "Nice one."
Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cock is headed straight for your face!"
Ryan: "That's what he said!"
(Greg hits it right into the net)
Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

miscommunitexting

This occurs when a cell phone text is misunderstood or over analyzed due to lack of emotion. Also, when said text is sent to the wrong person unintentionally. Often times results in receiving a yelling text, written in all capital letters.

I'm sorry, that isn't what I meant. We must have been a miscommunitexting again.

by SSBorough February 24, 2009

midtown

un hip, fin

you haven't heard of melt bannanna? you're so totally midtown.

by dislocatedelbows May 25, 2003

Miscombobulated

Being is a state where misinformation is confusing your ability to reason. Miscombobulated.

Nick had so much information going through his head his speech was miscombobulated.

by nnidiffer December 24, 2012