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springfield missouri

Springfield, Missouri is a fairly large and rapidly growing city located in the southwest region of Missouri. Springfield currently has lots of open real estate and is a great place to consider moving if you have a family. Springfield is now the proud team affiliate of the St.Louis Cardinals and recently built the all new John Q.Hammons stadium which now serves as home to the Springfield Cardinals. We will also be adding a Macy's to our mall later this year along with many other stores such as Banana Republic. Probably the largest thing to happen to Springfield is the name change of our college from Southwest Missouri State University to Missouri State University. It is now Missouri's second state college. Springfield's skyline looks nice at sunset and it's tallest building is John Q. Hammons tower. Springfield's attractions include Bass Pro shops outdoor world,wonders of wildlife,Dickerson Park zoo, Fantstic Caverns,Missouri sports hall of fame,Wilson's creek National Battlefield which includes the sweeny museum of civil war history and more. Over the years it has developed a nice downtown and many cool shops and cafes. There are many bars and nightclubs for adult entertainment and kid friendly places too. It is not at all "redneck" and the greater Springfield area has over 250,000 people which makes it a semi-large city and a great place to retire. It is spacious as well as homey.
by Natalie L. July 30, 2008
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missouri handshake

The double penetration of a woman in which each guy shoves his hand in the ass or vagina and jerks the other guy off
Hey did you hear about Jane? Dick and harry did a Missouri handshake with her last night
by bsys July 14, 2010
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Missouri compromise

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.
by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004
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Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt
After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
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Missouri Arch

This is a sex position involving 3 people. A male stands up, legs slightly spread in an arch, and two others stand, sucking on his cock and anus. The man starts shitting and the partner sucking the anus eats it while jacking off the standing man, meanwhile the partner sucking the cock gives him a sick BJ.
Jim: "Just got a Missouri arch from Carla and Dayna the other day"
Kevin: "WHO THE HELL CARES? THAT IS DISGUSTING! GET OUT!"
by King Zorvaxovich August 17, 2017
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Rothville, Missouri

ONE of the smallest hell holes in north central missouri its quiet and boring theres a bank a gun shop and a pop machine if u would like to get a glimpse of your future (in hell) come vistit my town
heyy wanna hang out after school? sure r we goin to the gun shop or the pop machine? oh yea rothville, missouri rox
by Bobbi Lee December 16, 2010
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Manchester Missouri

Manchester is a western suburb of Saint Louis located approximately 20 miles from downtown Saint Louis. Its most notable school is Parkway South High. It is home to over 18,000 residents. Manchester Road, which runs along downtown Manchester, occupies U.S. Historic Route 66 for a few miles. Manchester shares their population with its twin city Ballwin, which has a population of over 30,000 people.
"We are taking a detour through Manchester Missouri to get there"
by 24hunnid June 4, 2022
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