missouri tornado

When hitting it doggystyle, ,you stick their head in a toilet filled with shit and flush it right as you're beginning to cum

I was at the bar last night and gave this chick a missouri Tornado

by Rockmfkndaddy May 7, 2023

Missouri martini

A Miller high-life garnished with two olives.

I would like to have a Missouri Martini, it’s very refreshing!

by Mmac January 1, 2018

Missouri lawnmower

The act of performing cunnilingus with braces and simultaneously removing pubic hairs, one-by-one, by getting them stuck in the wires of said braces.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend's sister a Missouri lawnmower after I got my braces tightened at the orthodontist.

by DuckButterKing September 25, 2013

missouri shuffle

Also known as Arkansas stroll, the act of shooting game birds on the ground. Considered un-sportsman like by hunters, unless you are a backwards sister fucker from the show me state.

I taught that dove the Missouri shuffle and we hauled ass back to the cabin so I could rape my sister/wife.

by the pick March 19, 2014

Missouri Bobsled

When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control

"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93

by fenton militia January 6, 2008

missouri eye

having cross eyes or a lazy eye, and it looks like one eye is looking at you and the other is looking at Missouri.

Phil couldn't tell who Leanne was talking to... him or the floor due to her Missouri eye.

by Philoochy August 24, 2007

Missouri City, Texas

A really boring city in Texas. Close enough to the gulf to be affected by huricanes and extreme humidity. It is usually around 70-85 degrees farenheit during the holidays. Susceptible to massive droughts during the summers. Mostly every teenager smokes weed. Because it is so boring.

person 1: you want to go to missouri city, texas?
person 2: Hell no, it's boring as fuck.

by calcualter August 13, 2011