Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"

police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

by sukmadick February 27, 2012

mingling

heading home with a flatmate,
only to end up breaking the toilet, clogging the sink and flooding the flat. leaving only, in the morning having not got any and a little miffed.

or, just generally 'mingling' about.

Rob: where was matt the other night?
Andy:he was over at rich and gill's mingling about.

by Rich & Rob - mashed May 3, 2004

Mingyu

The act of taking a shower exceeding 5 hours, for 7 or more days in a row

I haven't been able to talk to Mitchell on the phone recently because he's been pulling a Mingyu for like a month.

by Dark Mist January 22, 2009

mingledwarf

one who bites fart bubbles (or any type of bubbles) underwater

Joe, you mingledwarf, go bite some bubbles.

by Ryan F., Nathan K., Shawn W., November 6, 2008

Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014

mingler

an ugly person, used in the UK

she's a bit of a mingler there, eh?

by seleta August 1, 2004

single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

by QuacksO December 19, 2019