Minge Muncher

A woman/man who likes to eat pussy

"Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"

"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"

"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"

"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"

"Quite right! Would you care to?

"Oh! I would be honoured!"

by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

minge

The name of Oprah's vagina.

Oprah never takes the time to play with the ol' minge anymore.

by PikaPikaPika May 28, 2006

mingering

Noun of minger (Someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.)

ie: to minger - mingering

by Fiachra Daly January 5, 2005

minget

a midget that is a female.

chris got rolled by a minget in the hot tub last night!

by drucl8n September 1, 2006

mingeater

pron. minge-eater - an indian lesbian

(joke): what do you call an indian lesbian?... mingeater

by jaxon117 May 10, 2008

mingeskimmer

Very short skirt, designed to fall just below minge level - hence mingeskimmer. Usually worn by females desperate to enhance their attractiveness to the opposite sex despite the fact they are at least two sizes too large to look even remotely acceptable.

that skirt is such a mingeskimmer, if she bends over you'll be able to see her lunch.

by Kara29 May 8, 2005

minge muffler

TO be a minge muffler you will have to stick your fingers into your vagina, make sure there nice and juicy and then surprise a friend of your by sticking them in his or her face...

I going to minge muffle such and such a person.

Oh my god ive been minge muffled.

I would love to smell her minge muffled fingers.

Oh how nice im a minge muffler.

by A lover of words May 15, 2007