He’s a Journalist that came from Washington. He was working on a investigation that involved some soldiers in Afghanistan before being fired. He got emailed from Waylon Park. To which he went to Mount Massive Colorado. There, begins the game intro.
John: “Have you heard of Miles Upshur?”
Me: “Yeah. He’s that one journalist that got married to Waylon Park right?”
Me: “Yeah. He’s that one journalist that got married to Waylon Park right?”
by Milesupdawg March 13, 2021
Get the Miles Upshur mug.A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up.
by Daniszeman May 20, 2009
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Used as a curse when something bad happens to you blame the king of black magic, Miles
Used as a curse when something bad happens to you blame the king of black magic, Miles
by applechicken December 25, 2013
Get the Dammit Miles mug.While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
by Roo October 6, 2013
Get the Shag mile mug.When a male is producing tears in response to emotional distress due to being met with indifference to his romantic advances on a female he has been unable to procure.
by TIGERBRUV January 2, 2012
Get the Doing a Miles mug.An act performed after a game of beer pong is lost without making any cups, the losing participants must run a mile naked
by CC dynasty June 11, 2013
Get the Naked Mile mug.(Adj) A physical appearance suggesting an individual has lived a tough existance; usually as a result of substance abuse. The term originates from the distinction between a car that has "city miles" versus "highway miles."
I really don't believe that Kate is 32. If she really is that age, she's got some serious City Miles.
by SquareMike Jewpants November 18, 2004
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