Midnight shit

When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.

Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME

Guy: shit you're a champ

by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020

Midnight Bozo

Someone who is disappointed they were born in the u-s-of a (not native American )

I am a midnight bozo :(

by cornyshat November 17, 2020

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs

An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.

Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man

by poutiine June 3, 2021

Midnight Shopping

When a person goes to old, abandoned houses at night and finds antiques or other items and takes them home as av"souvenir ".

Look at this amazing antique record player my friend, Paul, found when he was out midnight shopping.

by Weird Gonzo May 13, 2022

Midnight stripper

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”

by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023

Midnight Blizzard

The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.

Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.

by Blizz-tacular January 20, 2009

midnight rape

when a person wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to pleasantly surprise their partner by giving them amazingly good oral sex.

Ryan: I am so tired today!
Babs: Why is that?
Ryan: Because you midnight raped me last night!

by nfr October 22, 2010