Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge

French for “I put my balls down your throat.”

Marc: Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge.
Robert: OK

Hugo: Salut, Sébastien!
Sébastien: Salut, Hugo! peux-je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge?
Hugo: OH VACHEMENT OUIIIII!!!!

by maladroit is me March 11, 2023

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the most awesome girl i have ever met

A girl named paige, she is so perfect in every way, and never thinks much of her self, she is cute, and always makes me smile everytime i see her.

"hey i need to find the perfect girl"
"what about some sorta paige"
"hey yeah thanks she is perfect!"

"guess who the most awesome girl i have ever met is?"
"paige?"
"yeah how did you know?"
"because shes perfect"

by formetoknowandforyoutofindout April 26, 2009

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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

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e-met

to meet someone on electronic media (Fb, Twitter, etc) without ever meeting in person

I have often tried to explain to my family and other people how I have friends whom I feel close to even though I have never really ever met them in person. For example, "Margo and I have been friends for a year. We e-met on Fb."

by Heartonsleeve December 3, 2013

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Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

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Bull met

.A dead dog that was killed by a murderer

The murderer gave him chocolate (it is poisonous for dogs she is really dumb).
Now its a joke like sis grow up it is only a dead dog.
He lived for 14 years R.I.P

Bull bafucking kever ahoti bull met!

by Bullmet November 20, 2019

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