A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
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1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
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Get the Message to the main mug.Messagemaxxing is the act of sending as many messages as possible online without resorting to spamming, it's usually done in discord servers that give activity rewards. The term was coined by The Eternal Kingdom during spring of 2023 when despite everyone taking breaks from social medias, a few did the opposite and went to spend too much time on their computers grinding for messages and points that come with them.
Person 1: Adam sent over a thousand messages in a single day in our server without breaking any rules
Person 2: No way, he must've spammed to get to that point!
Person 1: He didn't even spam, the guy's straight up messagemaxxing
Person 2: Sounds like terminally online behavior to me...
Person 2: No way, he must've spammed to get to that point!
Person 1: He didn't even spam, the guy's straight up messagemaxxing
Person 2: Sounds like terminally online behavior to me...
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Friend A: hey Costco message me instead of sending me multiple texts. i don't have unlimited texting
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.
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Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
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