lurkin merkin

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.

Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"

by Sacraligious Piercer January 9, 2014

A merker

A person who eats a freakin ungodly amount of your food without caring if anyone else has eaten yet or who eats all of your leftovers leaving your refrigerator completely empty.

Our friend Jeff is known as a merker.

by mesofunny July 3, 2014

Mr Merren

An individual who thinks believes they are good at sports and games such as Master of Closeness, but in fact they are not.

That guy is so terrible he might as well be Mr Merren.

by dirtTrackPieGuy August 30, 2016

Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022

merkan

The people of Merka, an important country on the North Merkan continent.

My fellow Merkans, four-score and seven years ago ....

by mich July 19, 2004

Merkinstock

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

by .DotK March 6, 2008