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Memphis

A fat butch who only plays xboxs, fans to gay hentai even though he is only 7. He has the smallest dick on planet earth.
"Look at that stupid Memphis in the corner watching hentai."
by Chase Holbrook November 5, 2016
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memphis

the shittiest city known to man-kind, located in south-west tennessee, full of rednecks, murderers, and racisits.
damn it, why must i live in MEMPHIS?!
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memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.
King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.
by James Bourne February 20, 2004
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Memphis Taco

While having sex with a girl Missionary style, you reach for a hidden jar of dry rub bbq sauce, and while singing the chorus of Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis," you cover the girl's vagina with said rub. Subsquently, you donkey punch the girl and then leave; continuing with the second verse, "Saw the Ghost of Elvis...on Union Ave..."
"Did you hear what happened to Andy last night?" "Of course, he gave some chick a memphis taco and then slept with her best friend!"
by The Gunnn March 28, 2008
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Memphis Girl

A Memphis girl is any girl that likes to sleep around or cheat. Most girls in Memphis girls do this so that is where the origin of this came from.
Bob is dating a Memphis Girl but he doesn't know it yet.
by Kostinmctitties November 14, 2011
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Memphis Pooper-Scoop

When one goes to hug a girl, and while in the midst of the hug one hand is casually slipped down the back of her pants and her anus region is touched. Works best on a girl with loose pants.
I totally caught Candie off guard when I Memphis Pooper-Scooped her halfway through our hug. She wanted more though!
by Nate6890 April 19, 2008
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Memphis Bandanna

When sexual partner A defecates onto sexual partner B's forehead directly with no more than 2 inches of space between forehead and anus and the aforementioned feces resembles that of a bandanna. Well practiced in the city of Memphis, Tennessee.
Sex Partner A: Lean foreward brandine its about to blow!
Sex Partner B: Give me that memphis bandanna!
by docBrown88 March 8, 2012
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