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Melbourne

Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies
Guy 1: should we go to Melbourne

Guy 2: fuck that shithole lets go to the middle of fucking nowhere
by Mika Job October 22, 2020
mugGet the Melbournemug.

Melbourners

It refers to people who live in Melbourne, Australia
We are Melbourners.
by Melbourner May 3, 2017
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Melbourne

The best fucking city you will ever go to
I love Melbourne and Sydney can die in a hole!
mugGet the Melbournemug.

miss north melbourne

This term can only be explained by a picture .... a picture you will have to ask me for because UrbanDictionary won't let me upload it .... but rest assured the bloke to whom this term refers, knows well and truly it's him .... Yug .... this one's for you ;)
I got this awesome postcard with Miss North Melbourne on it
by Hey...Yug...its.. Jig December 19, 2024
mugGet the miss north melbournemug.

Melbourne

A pretty city in Victoria. there are lots of dogs and cafes as well as pretty gardens and cool stuff to do in the city.
everyone here is really nice and its kinda like portland or newyork with less people and better coffee (best coffee ever here). Melbourne is also know for its four seasons in one day cause the weather changes a lot!
if you live in melbourne or were born there you are a melbournion
"hey im going to melbourne!"
"cool drink lots of coffee!"
"hey lets have a picnic its really hot and sunny"
"nah its meant to rain later"
by istilldontgettumbler November 6, 2017
mugGet the Melbournemug.

North Melbourne

A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.

Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.

Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
by AussieCUNT123 April 23, 2022
mugGet the North Melbournemug.

Melbourne

melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.
"look at that kid, he looks like an eshay from Melbourne,"
by the jet black wings July 25, 2019
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