Pick Meisha

a woman who goes out of their way to put the boys first instead of her girls. She isn't a tomboy but more of a female tool that likes to say she likes whatever the guys she is with likes.

Usually the type of girl who will let the guy step over here and in complete denial about the reality of the situation. And even if the guy does her wrong, she will still take him back. The opposite of a Simp.

Originally referenced by Ashera Star Goddess on her youtube channel.

Example:
Johnny cheated on Heather.
Heather: It's ok babe I still Love you, you can play your xbox when ever you like.

Dog: Barks* (translates Heather is a Pick Meisha)

Example 2:

Guy: I want to date other girls.
Jen: Ok babe you can date other girls as long as I'm your first choice.

Friend: Wow Jen what are you a pick meisha?

by anonymous March 28, 2021

Whore Meister

A pimp, an irresponsible ladies man, or any other form of related low-life who pockets his coin off of live female flesh.

Etymology: Coined usage, from "Whore" for prositute and "Meister," German for "Master."

Hugh Hefner is a real Whore Meister!

See also: Hefner, Whore Master

by Chance Wayne May 4, 2006

meisel

german jewish balling legend

"you're almost as good as meisel"

by A Rabbi October 9, 2003

Messy Muchacho

When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.

Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.

Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.

Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!

Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.

Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?

Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?

Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.

by team raunchy prostitute October 16, 2008

messy mike

When you're hanging with your boy Mike, and he gets explosive diarrhea, so you help stop it by clogging his butthole with your penis, preferably in public.

Man, Mike went to Taco Bell yesterday, so we ended up with a Messy Mike at the mall.

by thebigbrochacho August 13, 2017

MessyPod

A messy ass podcast by two chaotic ass gays where we hear Mac forget his Gay Agenda™ every week ( and when he does remember it lasts for 5 hours ) and Mike reading out some REALLY MESSY hook-up times™ ( THE HAUNTING OF THIS PUSSY BITCH ), and the 20 minutes left in the episode is Mike ranting about his hArD time in WeHo ( jk jk we love you mike, and your rants ). For some reason Oliver hasn't been here for a MINUTE even though everyone loves him so step up to the mic both of you UWUUUU

( btw I started and finished this 70 hour + podcast in just a week, two weeks ago YEEHAW)
( I love you both sm and the podcast )

Me to literally all my irls : Y'all need to check out the chaotic ass podcast, Messypod. It's literally my serotonin boost.

by S (twitter - @magdaleneswift) January 30, 2021

Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

by that guync30 May 27, 2010