Meatrod

Hillary Clinton

"Meatrod lost the democratic primary"

by Hunk&Pippie December 17, 2008

meaty

The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up

Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty

by Dennis Hill May 24, 2006

meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

by Miles March 29, 2005

meatriding

the act of verbally massaging someones dick

principal- "hey guys please remember to keep your phones away during school"
meatrider teacher- "yeah guys no phones during school"
based chad- "stfu is your favorite activity meatriding"

by duccr August 16, 2022

meatrobb

The act of making yourself a leftover dish and taking out all the meat / good stuff.

I came home to find out my philly cheese steak leftovers had been meatrobbed, so, I had a sandwich with just onion and peppers... yuck.

by NicholasLaszlo August 4, 2009

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

Meaty Bow Tie

The wrapping of one's penis around the base of the scrotum and then held tight against the inner thigh without using one's hands.

I showed her the meaty bow tie and that's how I met your mother.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014