Meaty Bow Tie

The wrapping of one's penis around the base of the scrotum and then held tight against the inner thigh without using one's hands.

I showed her the meaty bow tie and that's how I met your mother.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Meaty Tweaty

Sending out dick pics on Twitter

I was on Twitter when I saw a meaty tweaty

by Me. Walrus March 31, 2016

meaty crevice

Massively fat labias resulting in a recessed vagainal entrance

Area created by an obese vagina

He buried his rod deep into her meaty crevice.

by Triplebrew May 6, 2016

Meaty Thwack

The sound effect created in cinema and games when skin is violently struck with a blunt force object.

Notably found in the show Daredevil and the game Rust.

There was a beautiful, meaty thwack when I used my rock to tear the chicken breasts from the body of that hog.

Daredevil took down the muggers with a flurry of meaty thwacks, leaving them senseless on the ground.

by WillemNotAlistair June 14, 2016

meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

by Smartkarius July 24, 2018

Masty

When someone is musty and nasty at the same time.

Ooh Sarah is musty and oh lord George smells nasty. Why is Sarah masty

by Tyvon January 19, 2020

Meaty Boner

A delicious doggy treat for bitches of any sex.

Bitches from around the world would love as their owner, because I always come home and give them Meaty Boner!

by TheTrueOger68! January 2, 2021