Muppet Management

Management that is ineffective, especially when they are attempting to look like they are by doing a lot of running around and using business power words that are often used out of context. Coined due to the similarity to Jim Henson's Muppets. They move their mouths and flail around a bit, but accomplish little to nothing in the end.

Mr. Thompson: I just don't get it, Mr. Arlington really seems to be on top of things, but we still are not making any profit in his devision.

Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.

by Chris Hitchcock January 20, 2008

Ass Muppet

A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.

"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."

"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."

by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004

Muppet Fucking

When the female partner screams like Miss Piggy while being penetrated during sexual intercourse.

Drew was muppet fucking Jennie Thursday night in Bitely!

by squal_al August 5, 2007

muppet

Noun - See >Idiot Noun

"I don't care who you use, as long as they aren't complete muppets." Harry the Hatchet, Lock, Stock, and Two smoking Barrels, 1998

by blueeyesm March 22, 2004

muppet

someone who acts like a right twat

you stupid muppet

by marie August 29, 2003

meat muppet

1. An ugly and unusual looking vagina.

You don't want to go down on Karen, she has a meat muppet.

by Kendog May 13, 2005

muppet

General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are muppets.

by Blackmac October 31, 2003