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When Beth kept complaining about being hungry, I fed her a knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise and it took care of both the hunger and the complaining.
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When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.
I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.
by StankN October 17, 2010
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" Where's his spaceship, he's so mayonnaiseing he can't be from this planet."
Bawk bawk.
" Where's his spaceship, he's so mayonnaiseing he can't be from this planet."
Bawk bawk.
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Get the Mayzon mug.1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.
2. A ho.
2. A ho.
Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!
You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
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A title given to those people who display extreme acts of stupidity or skill in a particular situation. It is often hard to define if one is a skillful or a stupid magonigal as the line between them is just so very fine.
The unique nature of the word allows it to be used as both and insult and a compliment depending on the situation, this will cause the stupid magonigal to continue on their happy way without noticing that he has indeed been severely put in his place, ideal for StealthSults
A title given to those people who display extreme acts of stupidity or skill in a particular situation. It is often hard to define if one is a skillful or a stupid magonigal as the line between them is just so very fine.
The unique nature of the word allows it to be used as both and insult and a compliment depending on the situation, this will cause the stupid magonigal to continue on their happy way without noticing that he has indeed been severely put in his place, ideal for StealthSults
" I really want my own sex robot "
" Yea well you might have to wait few years for that "
" I think i'll just use a vacuum "
" Grown the fuck up Jim, don't be a magonigal !"
" Yea well you might have to wait few years for that "
" I think i'll just use a vacuum "
" Grown the fuck up Jim, don't be a magonigal !"
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