maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

Maybe-May

The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.

I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.

by JaxU April 27, 2021

maybel paul

maybel is the best person on earth. she is the best girlfriend ever. she is so sweet to everyone she knows. she has such pretty hair and smile. she knows how to make everyone happy. she loves all her friends and is just so comforting. she’s just an amazing person. i hope she’s rich and successful when she’s an adult.

maybel paul is a amazing.

by pls just give me a name May 22, 2021

Maybellyn

this type of woman is shy looking girl but she is a good person and a freind if you get to know her she is always trying to smile in any kind problems she love desperately for a person she gave all, even though sometimes she made some mistakes that make her man hurts, but she is an a cute and smart woman so get to know maybellyn.

boy1:Ow who's that girl?
boy2:Thats maybellyn the cutest in their room

by Aegeus P. June 7, 2021

Maybe

1. Another meaning for "No". Used often by angel,
giving them more time to make up an excuse later.

Maybeee you can wax my goatee maybe …

by Ratade2patas September 30, 2021

Maybe

I feel like I should just really accept what happened. Accept the fact that I wasn't chosen, I'm no longer your person, who you with rn isn't me anymore.

Maybe I have to accept everything so I could move on already. So I won't be bitter anymore. Idk. But yea, maybe we could be friends by then.

by j0emoMmahx January 13, 2022

Maybeishould

The inside of a mixed breed dog’s small intestine.

MaybeIshould have started that yesterday.

by Personhereidkwhattoputasauser April 26, 2022