Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.

Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.

by Chomskian December 17, 2008

Matterday

<noun> - Day of men, metal, and beer.

Behold the greatness that is... Matterday.

by joseph_maine December 16, 2008

Tinkle Matter

Tinkle Matter is the dried yellow residue found on and around a toilet.

Maybe it is time to call in a maid... have you noticed the tinkle matter in your bathroom? nasty.

by Corky McCord July 22, 2009

Ryan Mather

The kind of guy who stinks like poo and has asked out all the girls that go by these names (Angie, Anique, Bella, Trinity, Alyssa, Ellerrrr, Talesia)

WOW HE STINKS MUST BE RYAN MATHER

by Anique/Bella/Gracie?Angelina October 14, 2020

Old farts matter

Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face

Old farts matter

by Kingofdick June 9, 2020

Monkey lives matter

A movement for the lives of all the monkeys in need. Something that promotes monkey well being and stands for all monkey kind. The monkey movement was founded by Connor H, Andreas B, and Wilfthemilf.

MONKEY LIVES MATTER!

by wilfthemilf May 25, 2021

Blue Lives Matter

Blue Lives Matter (abbreviated BLM) is a grassroots social movement that aims to empower Smurfs and to eliminate all discriminatory practices against Smurfs. It was established in early 2018 when two Smurfs got jumped by police officers because they were allegedly causing a ruckus on the streets (when in fact they were just singing and dancing). After the incident happened, people took to Twitter to express their animosity against what these police officers did, and thus the #BlueLivesMatter hashtag was born.

"Doesn't matter whether you are white, black, brown, or blue, everybody should be treated equally no matter what. The fact that two of our own had to experience such unwarranted discrimination is just outrageous. #Blue Lives Matter"
-Papa Smurf on Twitter | 8:21 PM - 26 February 2018

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 29, 2020