maplin

1. An electronics shop.
2. Mong(s) against paedo licking in nigeria (the answer given when someone questions the mystery of the name of the shop)
3. A refuge for old people who want to feel that they havent completely been deleted from society...
4. A place that most people are unaware of because it doesnt advertise on tv...
5. a place where people think they can just expect the employees to know everything.. and then work miracles
6. a place where the customers are all strange

1.
a.
jill: my god i need an adaptor
jack: maplin sell adapters lets go there.
(nodody knows what kind of adapter they want)

2.
Customer: so is maplin the name of the gent who founded this company?
Maploid: well it stands for erm... mongs against paedo licking in nigeria....
customer: oh....

3. uuuugh i refuse to admit my life is over! i still have an agenda! to maplin for flashing LED's!

4.
Elf: so where do you work?
Person: maplin
Elf: what the hell is that?
person: ....next to staples?
Elf: oh yeah that place

5.
Customer: yeah i need a usb to firewire adapter
Maploid: no such thing mate
Customer: your wrong!! i demand to buy one! now! i hate you all!! aaaaaagh!

6. *ring ring*
hello maplin preston
hi, is this maplins?
....yes....
are you open today?
....yes....
and do you sell adapters?
...yes....
is this the capital center?
...no....

by Dom Male March 23, 2008

mathing

Mathing
/maTHiNG/
verb

The act of preforming mathematics (shortened word: math)

Person #1: "Shhh! Hold on, I'm mathing!!"
Person #2: *confused*

Person #2: "Don't you mean you're doing math!?"
Person #1: "NO!! I'm mathing, so shut up so I can figure this out!!"
Person #2: "Wow, okay then..."
Person #1: "Thanks, now I need to math all over again because you interrupted me! Ugh!!"
Person #2: "But it's simple math, you'll live!"
Person #1: "But mathing is hard!!"

Basically it's used when the person preforming the act of mathematics has an already difficult time doing simple math, making them frustrated and forcing them to explain why "mathing is hard, yo!"

by chelsbuggg August 3, 2016

Blind Marlin

When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.

Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?
Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin

by dudeguy511 August 2, 2009

Blue Marlin

During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his penis in the female's asshole and when she jerks up in surprise, he sticks his finger in her mouth like a hook to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.

I blue marlined that hooker last night.

by WilmaJ December 23, 2009

mathing

The art or science of doing mathematics.

I caught myself doing some extra mathing after school.

by woolsweater August 31, 2006

Marlin Puss

noun. : A wet dirty hairy pussy that claims the aroma of a large game fish, such as a saltwater Marlin. Some Marlin Pussy may even have grown horn-like tentacles much like a nose.

"Wow I can smell that girls Marlin Puss from across the room, it's making my eyes water."

"I was going down on Julia when my tongue had suddenly wrapped around a long horn-like object, i said HOT DAMN THATS SOME STANK MARLIN PUSS!"

by Muggzy Main & Tito May 22, 2006

Mamling

An overwieght cousin of the humpback whale. However, this unnatractive species is known for its uncharacteristically fat thighs that coalesce just below its wideset vagina.

I went to see world and was astounded by the mamling!

by Giller whale June 7, 2004