The Matador

When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released

"I just gave my son The Matador while he was watching cartoons...he was not at all happy".

by DemmyMack413 January 14, 2011

matanuska thunderfuck

a very potent strain of marijuana grown in the matanuska region of Alaska, made famous by its potency and unusual name. Sadly, this strain is not grown anymore for unknown reasons.

popularly called mtf for short.

Commonly misspelled on this website as manatuska thunderfuck

Pothead 1: Dude i blazed some matanuska thunderfuck last night and i was trippin!
Pothead 2: Damn, i gotta get me some of that

by akstoner907 September 20, 2010

Carly Mata

The hottest Latino Girl who is clean and still got it going

Carly Mata aka "My latino princess"

by Darlie Gutolovoy January 22, 2009

marcos mata

shy if you dont no him,a player, but if he really likes you he will be loyal, he looks white but is mexcian, alot of girls will have crushes on him but wont say lt,can be really fun but an asshole to, knows how to talk to girls

i really like "marcos mata" but dont wanna tell him

by millymakerys December 19, 2013

mata hairy

a woman who needs to trim her pubic hair in a bad way

I went down on this chick last night. She was a real "Mata Hairy". I've been picking pubic hairs out of my teeth all day long!

by Brad Broach March 9, 2008

Matador

Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up

Man i was trying to talk to paul about the other day, but he just kept matadoring me

by The REal Paul Collins February 20, 2009

Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007