Matao

fucking shit cunt who sucks dick for money

YOUR GAY MATAO

by yewg8uwarhaiuwrhgieurhgwrg June 9, 2016

Matlock

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'Look at her, she is one hell of a matlock'

by Alex Smithe March 12, 2008

matador

to lose credibility. related to the once superb label outta Jersey that now sucks shit.

Damn, Yep Roc got totally matadored.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

Magalomaniac

A person who believes in the power Maga over masks, climate science, vaccinations, law and order, and human dignity.

"Yo, why is Jim taking horse medication?"
"Covid is parasitic if you're a magalomaniac."

by TheLoneW@nderer September 12, 2021

Matlocked

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009

The Matador

When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released

"I just gave my son The Matador while he was watching cartoons...he was not at all happy".

by DemmyMack413 January 14, 2011

matlock

Someone befuddled or seemingly befuddled by technology.

You seriously called IT because your mouse was hidden under some paper? You pulled a matlock. You are totally matlocking this presentation. Having trouble turning on your iPhone, matlock?

by totessochmeeds May 24, 2012