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masturbate

Pleasing yourself manually to the point of orgasm
When a woman opens her legs wide and sticks in her fingers in her vagina, while the other had rubs her clit until reaching a climax.

When a man looks at porn and at the point when his dick becomes hard, he wraps his hand around it and starts to stroke up and down at a face pace in order tp get off
by mary May 13, 2005
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masturbate

When you're horny enough, what you do when you're too chicken or virginal to grab a partner to do it with you. Can be simple or complex; depending on how horny or depraved you are.

Guys: stroke their penis.
Girls: rub their clitoris in a circular motion, or stick various objects inside themselves.

Guys usually find masturbation through friends, whereas girls tend to find it on their own.
Guy: Ahhh. Playboy.
Girl: Ahhh. Porn and cyber sex.

Guy: Oooh... oooh... wow, those boobs are HUGE... (mentally: Damn, why can't I get a girl? Oh well, I'll masturbate) whoa... (slips hands into pants)... yeah... yeah... (strokes himself)...holy shit, she's hot... whoa... (comes) Ahhh. Satisfaction.
Girl: Wait, she does what? (aroused) He sticks his... oh... (fantasizes about opening door and grabbing boy next door but knows she is only a virgin... Sex can wait, masturbate!)... he flips up her skirt... sucks on her breast...ahh... (slips one hand under blouse, other inside underwear)...omigosh, he's eating her out...(strokes her clitoris in a slow circular motion)... Wow! Wow! (picks up speed) Omigosh, this is so hot! (moans) Oh... (screams expletives in ecstasy)... ahh...ah...(explodes in pleasure) Ahhh. (sticks finder inside for good measure, then pulls it out and smiles in bliss)
by una chica fantastica January 11, 2006
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masturbate

Freeing ur tadpoles;Rubbing your dick until it hardens to the core and a white subtance called SPERM also known as cum oozes out and in some cases it leaks out.
Joe:my science teacher told me that sperms look like tadpoles
Jim:So?
Joe:I thought of not being cruel to them.So once i reached home,i freed them :-)
Jim:Actually that's wat i do during my free time,I masturbate.
Joe:Oh,ok...
by Siddiq March 28, 2008
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How to masturbate

How a man in prison gets off in the shower by himself
Get naked, get hard, lube your thighs, stick your hard-on between your legs, run in place until victory! Now you know How to Masturbate - Convict style
by Skin Head Peanut April 14, 2008
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masturape

A combination of the words masturbate and rape.

The action of masturbating, while thinking of a person, therefore masturaping them.
Brad masturapes myspace girls every night.
by flipz October 5, 2005
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guitar-masturbate

(verb) to play notes and chords with no rhythm or relation to each other, 99 percent of the time sounds like crap, noobs do it often
Guy 1: how did you play at the concert yesterday?
Guy 2: ah. i forgot how to play my song so i had to guitar-masturbate
Guy 1: ouch.
Guy 2: yeah people threw stuff at me and my girlfriend left me after the concert
Guy 1: next time just learn your material, idiot
by hawktalons6 January 8, 2009
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Public Masturbater

One guy

One trench coat
One sick chub
LOTS PUBLIC SEMEN.
Gabe, the ultimate public masturbater, was masturbating at the Grapevines Mills and his mom spotted him so he ran.

he was shot by Seth Rogen.
by PUBLICMASTURBATER-GABESKRILLZ October 24, 2009
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