Masterbate

Any nigg debate with the master

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .

by Master in arms March 14, 2018

Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!

Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!

by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018

masterbait

To give sexual pleasure to one's self

I'm going to go masterbait to some porn.

by Fazzel July 16, 2005

masterbang

banging your master and or pimp; masturbating to you're master and or pimp.

Giullian, why bang bitches when you can masterbang?

by urbandicksonary September 25, 2011

masteradjudicate

To adjourn a game to go masturbate

Joel Benjamin had to masteradjudicate after seeing the 8 year old chess star walk by.

by gpz May 10, 2006

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009

masterbaiter

a person who baits Hooker professional/ for a living aka hooker.

we take the bait and put it on the hook for example i masterbait one thoudsand times a day. for example i put one thousand peices of bait on hooks. this is a masterbaiter

by masterbaiterjt June 3, 2011