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Button Mashing

The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
by Agoraphobic chad March 31, 2022
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Drop Mashing

When an overweight girl stands with her bare booty region over a man and drops down so that her boots smacks his face and makes the sound of mash potatoes being flung at a person's face.
When Rita was drop mashing her boyfriend her ass smacked his face so hard I thought they were throwing mash potatoes at the wall.
by K.T.rees May 13, 2022
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muaz masrin

hmmm. a person that is serious but once you get to know him, he is actually some kind of funny to get around with, he lovesss dad jokes, he is a very strong guy not just physically but mentally too, his love life is chess (he loves chess so much), oh he also good in taekwondo!! hes a cool man overall. my muaz love languages are prob quality time and gift giving. he would do anything to spend his time with you, and suprises you with gifts!! muaz is someone that i adore and should be adore by everyone, i love muaz.
muaz's smiles can cure a world. hes cute with his dimples aaaa SO CUTE. he is street smart rather than academic smart, yet he is very very good at addmath. he always try to learn and im so proud of him. he is alao a good brother and will be a great father for real. he likes to take pic of someone he loves. he is romantic to begin with lol, he will spams you with heart emojis once a muaz loves someone, its the end for all other women.
friend: hey muaz, what are you doing?

muaz masrin : uhhh nothing *looking at his girlfriend*
by ainadimana June 24, 2023
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Bone Mashing

Bone mashing is the act of using hard objects such as a rock or hammer to smash your jaw bones crushing them for them to heal stronger with the goal of achieving a sharper jawline. It is also commonly combined with mewing for the ultimate effect on a masculine face.
i was bone mashing with your mom last night
by Goon aster united March 19, 2024
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Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025
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full dog's mashings

What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!
by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021
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Mississippi washing mashine

Sex act that requires a woman specifically between 60-90 kg, the sex act begins by putting your penis inside of the womans vagina, then the woman ejaculates while your dick is inside, after thea the woman rolls across the floor or bed with your dick still inside imitating a washing machine
my wife did a Mississippi washing mashine on me, and i am so fucking dizzy from it
by arev50 January 8, 2026
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