by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022
Get the Roast Beef & Mashed Potatomug. A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
Get the instant mashed potatoesmug. Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
Get the balls like mashed potatoesmug. The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
Get the Mashed Potato Captainmug. The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
by NapoleonD December 28, 2023
Get the Backwards Mashed Potatoesmug. To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
Get the Mashed Potatoesmug. by Mashed Potato Bananananananana September 2, 2017
Get the banana mashed potatomug.