Marthinus

A tall boy that grows facial hair like there is no tommorrow who likes blondes and rats. His farts smell like honey and he is a kind soul. Needs to stop vaping though.

Marthinus is a very kind boy.

by asddddddddddaaasda February 5, 2026

martina

the bestest best friend in the universe. she listens, she talks, shes sweet, but she can clock GOOD, shes funny, but you can have deep convos. shes a perfect mix of everything. she is the most beautiful girl with the most beautiful personality/soul. I'm so lucky to have her as my best friend.

mom: who is that girl your always talking to?
me: martina

martina is my best friend

by sophiagrey November 4, 2025

matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.

Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!

by Matias Martina May 14, 2015

Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez

The czehican Jack Nicholson Elf boi

Do you know the boi Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez

by Papa Sunday May 3, 2018

the maythinator

A tiny youtuber that has been missing for over a year,and has 10 subscribers.

Mike: Hey dude did you know that the maythinator has a new channel called may games with 11 subs and 547 views?

Jack:No,And noone cares about someone with 10 subs,

Mike,but i like him.His terrible ability at obbies makes his videos so much more intresting.And he has a good intro.

Jack:Stfu

by the maythinator June 7, 2018

The sneaky Martineau

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, sneak your pinky into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and bat your hand over her mouth so she makes Ojibwa Indian noises. Practice makes perfect, repeat every time until you get the desired effect which is making her yelp out of suprise and pain at your finger in her ass, then the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Ojibwe Indian way cry

Last night I was drinking mad dog 20\20 and I have that big fry bread bitch the sneaky Martineau.

by Mr. MoFucknMartineau May 20, 2020

Gabriele and Martina

they are both Italian names.

they are nice and a little bit aggressive at times but they love this trait of each other. they are both beautiful and are probably more than friends, but they don't know where to start.

A: gabriele and martina they like each other.
B: really??

by kjliee September 24, 2022