marriage iguanas

Nickname for marijuana that only dope ass mother fuckers use

Hey wanna smoke the marriage iguanas tonight?

by grams👵🏼 April 25, 2015

Marking Facebook Territory

After friends have a nasty fall out or a BF/GF break up and they race to comment or like a mutual friend's pictures/posts on facebook before each other in an effort to 'claim' the mutual friend and have them on their side of the break up/fall out.

Fuck, my bitch ex was Marking Facebook Territory on Sarah's profile picture before I could like the picture, now I can't comment or like Sarah's picture!

by SethStreeter October 9, 2011

Marriage

Love, honor, respect

Marriage is to love, honor, and respect.

by Brown eye's December 19, 2016

marrige

a marriage for people who don't know how to spell.

micro marrige is the word of the day for September 14th

by Pretendyouknowsomething September 15, 2021

Better Marriage Blanket

Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.

John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket

by Werd backwards Is me! September 9, 2010

Wal-Marting

The action of going to Wal-Mart

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?

by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011

Richard Marxing

A term used to indicate that you will be "right here waiting" for someone. It references Richard Marx's hit ballad "Right Here Waiting", released in 1989.

Sally: I just have to run into the mall to buy a birthday present for my sister.
Blake: Take your time. I'll be Richard Marxing in the car.
Sally: Oh Blake, you're such a patient boyfriend. I'm so lucky to have you in my life.

by Golden Vanilla December 23, 2011