Mark is the dude who you wanted to fuck but he ends up hand cuffing you into a closet in a room full of explosives and when you say "wow, that's a little
kinky" he goes, "Sex before
marriage is a sin. And you, are a sinner" then he turns to the camera "
Don't be like her. VIRGINTY IS COOL!!! USA! USA! USA!" he marches out of the room, leaving the bedroom in ruins and cheesy writing that says "Be like mar" appears on the screen.