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Vikings with manners

There just aren't any vikings with manners
by TapirUnge March 24, 2008
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manners maketh man

Manners maketh man is a quote from the movie Kingsmen. It essentially means that manners make us human and without them, we aren't human.
"Manners Maketh Man" -Harry Hart, Kingsman: the secret service and Kingsman: the golden circle
by Kingsman Nerd November 10, 2017
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facebook manners

common standards of etiquette to be followed on facebook...can vary from person to person, but generally held by consensus.
d00d! you just deleted my birthday pics from your facebook...and i don't have a copy! where's your facebook manners?
by krist0ph3r October 29, 2009
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mannaries

since men don't keep diaries, but typically a journal if anything, they keep man diaries; hence, mannaries.
girl: "do you have any mannaries i should know about?"

boy: "no...." (he runs to push something further under his bed)
by the B-C dictionary (C) February 21, 2009
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Ass Mannequin

1. A silly or clumsy person.
2. A mannequin that cuts off above the ass.
3. A dumb piece of shit idiot.
1. Todd tripped over his own two feet. What an ass mannequin.
2. Did you see the ass mannequins out on display?
3. Jerry kicked my dog. I'm going to clean that stupid ass mannequin's clock!
by Scwib December 31, 2008
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Dirty Mannequin

the act of putting shit on a unconscious naked girl's ass so when she wakes up it looks like she shit herself.
hey bob! I went to this party the other night and gave a girl a dirty mannequin. Needless to say her undies will never be clean again!
by twatiana August 23, 2009
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Mrs. Mannerless

An asshole, especially an old asshole, who’s insanely rude to everyone and then bitches and lectures about how no has any manners these days.
“I’ve been on hold for three fucking minutes! In my day, we knew how to say sir and ma’am and not keep people waiting all day for a simple answer, you mongoloid sonofabitch! Now get me to someone who speaks real fucking English...damn Spics...and don’t put me on hold!” said the cranky 90 year old Mrs. Mannerless to a customer service rep.

Mrs. Mannerless felt the need to lecture the cashier on the proper way to greet a customer, ring up items, and bag groceries in a 23 minute long obscenity laden rant which included her spraying thick globs of menthol stinking spit all over register 10 during her more animated moments.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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