major johnson

A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"

"12 inches"

Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"

Watch out, Major Johnsons about

by grevs February 10, 2017

Manao

Pronounced (Man-now)
To pull a Manao is to achieve something on the third attempt.

Guy 1 : I finally hit the target, 3rd time lucky!
Guy 2: You pulled a Manao!

by Straya1 September 2, 2020

Majolian

Another word for dick

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's majolian"

by Majolianmonster October 14, 2020

shatness majoralis

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

Natalie Major

an alright person overall but lacks zombie-survival abilities. Far inferior to her older brother Brian.

"Man, that Natalie Major is alright overall but she probably lacks zombie-survival abilities. I also heard she is far inferior to her brother Brian Major, who is totally Thug Life"

by AlbertEinstien January 1, 2013

Tripping major somebody hit me's

When you are so stoned you are convinced that you have been punched.

Eoin was tripping major somebody hit me's earlier , he was almost certain he had been hit.

by SimonSniffcock October 5, 2015

Alex Majors

Prime Athlete of the Human Species

Person: Did you hear about Alex Majors?
Person 2: Yeah the prime athlete of the human species

by just a nibba tryna fuk December 27, 2019