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Manc

Mancunian - Inhabitant of the city of Manchester, Northern England.

Unfairly stereotyped as wearing kappa trackies (all chavs wear em, not just Manc chavs), stealing, being gangmembers and acting like Liam Gallagher or as though they're straight out of the cast of Shameless. ALL stereotypes are UNTRUE.

Manchester is the main city in the North and is the 3rd largest city in England. It is the birthplace of Socialism/Communism; many famous people such as Alan Turing, who designed the first electronic computer at the University of Manchester, are Mancunians.

They don't rob everything in sight like scousers.
Most peadophiles are from the south and Shipman was from Hyde which is in Tameside, not Manchester.

In general, the best kind of people.
Examples of Manc speech:

-I hate them smackhead emos round Urbis.
-Some scouser scallies tried to rob me but I kicked em back down the east lancs, sorted.
-Dead right mate.
by Well Manc December 5, 2007
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Manc

An inhabitant of Manchester, officially the most run down, smelly and rat infested city in the UK.

Statistically, it has been proven that all Mancs can be put into at least one of the following five catagories (although some fit all):

1) Junkie
2) Rapist
3) Paedophile
4) Pikey
5) Slut

Limited by a tiny gene pool, Mancs spend their time robbing, shooting, taking drugs and having sex with children. As well as being cursed with incredibly annoying nasal voices, they are stunted in growth by years of inbreeding.
Famous Mancs:

Howard Shipman, Bernard Manning, Terry Christian, Mick Hucknall, Myra Hindley, Ian Brady
by Jon. H October 17, 2006
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mancano

see chode, a penis wider than it is long
"His mancano errupted even though I could't get my hand around it!"
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Mancakes

The pancakes you eat with a large group of friends while celebrating National Pancake Day at IHOP
Ryan-Dude did you get your Mancakes today?
Billy-Yeah man, I stuffed my face with them.
Bryan-MANCAKES! MANCAKES! MANCAKES!
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manc twat

Manc twat describes An absolute twat from manchester
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mancess

"Your such a mancess batman".
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wo-mance

Two women who are close friends but aren't sexual in any way with each other
I'm having a wo-mance with my husbands sister!
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