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Mandela catalougue

A Analog Horror Series Created By Alex Kister On YouTube
With 3 Main Episodes And A Few Other Small Videos That Are Apart Of The Series
Also is kinda scary
Omg Have You Seen The Mandela Catalougue Yet?
Its Like Really Good!
by .Cosmics July 20, 2022
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Dan Mandel

Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?

...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.

His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.

A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
UUUUURBAAAAAN DIIIIIICTIIIOOOOONAAAAARYYYYYY! - Dan Mandel, upon learning of my entry.
by Anhilliator1 December 17, 2017
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Ultra mandem

Means a group of gay boys in old latin
Oh look at them they are ultra mandem !
by The boss 2002 April 3, 2019
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Chris Mandes

Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.
Joe: yo look at Chris

Chris Mandes: fjmeiswobfjfnds
Joe: wtf
by Subs762 March 6, 2020
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Nelson Mandelson

A state of spirit when you leave a bar all fucked up.
Me:"How are you?"
Friend:"I'm Nelson Mandelson!"
by Mike El Nite December 6, 2021
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manden

A Nice,Caring,Funny guy He always means Best even if you don’t agree with his decisions.He LOVES to work out,If you Ever Meet a Manden don’t let him go because you will regret it later.
Oh my gosh that’s Manden! He’s really nice and funny.
#Manden #Funny
by Chip The Hamster September 19, 2020
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Mini Mandem

A group or "mini" (round about 12 years of age) "mandem". Boys of chav origin of decent. Most go in groups of 3 or more. You may find these species near the region of a corner shop or fast food dealer where they purchase good to fuel their ill needs. Eating up teir owno a quater of their own body wieght they strive for trouble with other different social classes to gain ASBO's. They treat this order as a title of greatness. They are prey to police and larger groups of other males. They hunt lone people who are smaller or more feminine then themselves.
Yo homes check out those mini mandems over there!, they look like they havent even grown a pube and they are trying to fight us!
by >Marek< July 11, 2007
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