exotic mayonnaise

A white person who tried to claim they've got exciting foreign heritage.

Person 1: so yeah I'm like 1/16 Scottish, 1/8 Finnish, 1/16 Welsh, 1/4 French, 1/4 German and half Irish .

Person 2: you're literally just exotic mayonnaise XD

by Lady Mayonnaise The Third January 10, 2017

Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

mayonaise sandwich

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.

"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich

by Dicap March 3, 2003

makon

a very sexy boy. it ryhmes with bakon.
and it sounds like making.
attractive
athletic
and pretty much awesome.

Makon is very appealing and irresistible.

by lola f. January 15, 2008

extra mayonnaise

Too much of a good thing, not necessarily mayonnaise but anything that too much of just ruins the goodness of said thing.

Friend 1: I finally got those extra hours I've been asking my boss for.
Friend 2: That's good.
Friend 1: Yeah, but it's during my birthday Saturday and the game Sunday. I mean I'll take it but, damn.
Friend 2: Oh, hooked ya up like extra mayonnaise, huh?

by tonibuloni September 15, 2011

love mayonaise

cum

she likes to swallow the love mayonaise

by pville October 29, 2002