gavin malone

the human definition of simp. has a girlfriend 2 days and thinks he’s a mad one. hobbies include the creamy beamy and being shit at the family quizzes

gavin malone is a massive simp

by 69soundlad May 6, 2020

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, who is now 25 years old and lives in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) Aug 26 (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.

Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (for me)

by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020

Anne-marie maloney

An extremely overweight irish lady, most commonly found in the midlands of ireland offaly, westmeath, a typical day in the life of an ann-marie would start in the fridge and end the day in the fridge

Leave of them chips or you’ll become an anne-marie maloney before you know it

by Anne-marie maloney May 10, 2020

Sayaka Maizono

blue-haired girl from DanganRonpa.
she is the Ultimate Pop Idol.
her father was always busy, so she finds comfort and love in her girl pop band.
could be Hatsune Miku in disguise.
she was killed by carrot-head Leon Kuwata, but she was trying to kill him so... k a r m a
and yet, i still love, adore, and wanna care for her.

my friend: hey, who would you save?
me: Sayaka Maizono.
my friend: you mean undercover Hatsune Miku?
me: yeah.

by Byakuya's left sock July 25, 2021

Karl Malone

Elbowing your loved one's penis.

I gave that transvestite hooker a serious Karl Malone.

by Drew Henson April 22, 2004

maloned

verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.

2. Murphy's Law X 100

"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."

by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009

marlon brando fat

used to describe a person beyond the scope of just the word fat.
first used at Download festival 06, donnington. to discribe Chino of the deftones apperance.

"he's not fat, he's marlon brando fat!"

by Jimmy_t August 9, 2006