fuck a maid to tears

when something doesn't work as planned and screws up everything, u say this.
see damnit

well fuck a maid to tears, this damn piece wont fit.

by USA201 August 30, 2005

Milk Maid

Relieving in a womans bra, returning it to her, and making her put the bra back on.

I would giver the Milk Maid.

by Doug Dimma-diznick December 1, 2014

Horni Maid Kit

just a very horni person
sex sex sex sex

Horni Maid Kit: Sex

by DrybonesYT May 3, 2021

Minute Maid Lemonade

Cum that is ejaculated after masturbating for exactly one minute. It’s yellow. After making it, your dick will explode into 7 trillion pieces.

Yoooo I just made some Minute Maid Lemonade

by Festivals May 27, 2021

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023

Cat-maid day

Cat-maid day is a day where you apricate the existences of Cat-maids. Not all people agree that these kinds of people should exist.. so it's mainly celebrated in the U.S. .

Nebi: Hey, Sally! It's Cat-maid day! you know what that means!

Sally: ya ya, I know.

by Nebisu April 10, 2021

Silly Bar Maid

When you take a girl and rub applesauce all over her face. Then you make her sit under the bar stool and hand you drinks.

She lost a bet so I gave her the applesauce and told her to be my Silly Bar Maid for the rest of the night.

by Willy T Goodbody May 24, 2009