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masturbation, booze, and madonna 

the 1990s version of "Sex, drugs, and rock n roll"
I was reading the book Reviving Ophelia and Gail, one of Mary Pipher's patients, said that the phrase "sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll" had been changed to "masturbation, booze, and Madonna". Wow.

Blue Madonna

An untouchable woman with a captivating orea, beautiful or great in height, secretive and balanced.
Someone must have sent me to heaven
Blue madonna down by the pool
Blue Madonna by Blue Madonna June 16, 2018

Bathtub Madonna 

A portagee law jockey, or a poor man's version of the virgin mary in a half-shell.

These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.
Fall River 1: Hey, Mariário look behind the chain link fence, is that a new bathtub madonna?

Fall River 2: Sim.
Bathtub Madonna by 2Black2Strong February 11, 2012

mannaggia alla madonna 

This is a typical italian exclamation used when people are surprised, angry, scaried and others.
Mannaggia alla madonna, mi hai fatto cagare sotto!
Damn, man, you scared me!

Quella zoccola mi ha messo 5, mannaggia alla madonna
The teacher gave me a bad grade and I'm a bit upset

foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok 

This Maltese slang word translates to "fuck god fucking sperm holy mary you're annoying my penis gay person"
Mary. "What happened Owen? You look really troubled"

Owen. "foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok leave me alone"

pre madonna 

1. a vain and tempermental person.
2. A drama queen
3. a distinguished female operatic singer/star
4. a person who is not pleasant or agreeable
5. A wanna-be diva
psh look at that stupid pre madonna walking over there she thinks people actually give a shit to her.
pre madonna by volibolking August 10, 2006