myspace

a place to write pointless, overly wordy, bad descriptions of your daily life as if anyone is interested in the food stuck in your teeth. Pretentious, presumptuous hacks writting to prove people will read anything, find anything worth commenting on in order convey to the writer that everyone else is indeed interested in the food in their teeth.
myspace is a place to publicly describe and defend ones own lack of integrity, a place for irresponsible, reckless judgment of others, a place to gather support for your position by describing one biased angle of a lie.
A complete lack of self awareness is required to continue on as a myspace addict.
The very best feature of myspace is definitely emo scenesters that claim to be about personal health, environmental and political causes, bettering the world, loving others while they gather and hoard comments, friends, post new pictures, post lame lists and excruciating detailed accounts of their daily life, try and look thinner, thinner, thinner, hotter, sexier, ego stroking all day, everyday. While endlessly claiming global love, local truth and a committed desire to evolve and enlighten others.

"Oh my god I was flossing my teeth this morning and I just couldn't figure out what it was I pulled out from between my teeth and gums, is is chicken? It couldn't be chicken, I don't eat meat, maybe it's tofu? I showed it to my roommate and she thought it was cheese, then I remembered I had baked bread and brie last night, so that must be it. Then I thought wow I better run to my computer and blog about this experience on myspace."

by thetruthlovesme August 7, 2005

Myspace Loser

The kind of person who sends myspace friends invites to everyone they have made eye contact with in the past 5 years so they can ultimatly have a higher friends number. They can also be found adding slutty girls to their friends list, then making non-oringnal, sometimes perverted comments like " ohh baby i like that" or " dam gurl das nice" Their picture can be emo or ghetto gangsta. The best part of the day is when they recieve friends invites, while looking at who would like to be their friend they will never see who sent the invite or even look to see if they know them. All they know is that one more friend makes them so much cooler and/or pimper. In the end they will never talk to 3% of their friends but pretend to themself they are cooler then that other myspace kid because they have 265 friends.

I have 256 friends.
im so cool

by myspace is for noobs August 29, 2005

MySpace Toilet

A myspace whore that pretends to go to the toilet during a family meal and then sneaks onto myspace instead.

MySpace toilet incident:
MySpace Whore: 'I'm going to the toilet....'
10 minutes later.
Non-Myspace whore family member: 'where's tom?'

by Gyz/Jose December 8, 2006

myspace train

Myspace trains are tools used by scene kids in order to get massive numbers of friends. The members of the trains post bulletins that have links to add all of the other train riders.
Also, almost all of them have either the words "Glamour," "Perfection," "Aesthetic," or any combination of those words, and a few others, in their names.

"How the fuck does he have 24,000 friends on myspace?"

"Myspace trains."

also

"Aesthetic Perfection" "Perfectly Aesthetic" "Glamourous Perfection" "Glamorously Aesthetic Perfection" and so on.

by upstagedmassacre July 1, 2007

Myspace Loser

one who spends there whole free-time on myspace, instead of going out into the real world to make friends. takes it personal when someone has a person on there top friends, but that person doesnt have them on there top friends. sends everyone on the browse menu a friend request. sends you bulletins 20 times a day, most of it being the samething, so people will read it. has fake pictures of themselves on there page, that or they have pictures of there friends, pictures of them when they looked ecent, pictures of there pets, etc. send you a message every 2-3 hours wondering why you havent responded to there first one, even if you havent read it.

monica: so hey jill do you wanna go out to the club tonight?
jill: no thats okay, im gonna stay on myspace all night, update my profile, try to make some friends
monica: um okay, well have fun myspace loser
jill: its that im shy, ya know? i just feel more comfortable going on myspace to meet up

by joshua001 March 10, 2007

Myspace Rush-Hour

The one hour where the most people in your area are logged onto Myspace at once. Normally after the local highschools get out for the day. Myspace Rush-hour normally results in over spam of bulletins, constant begging of Picture comments, and over dramatized recollections of the days events.

Dude1 "Hey man, No one ever reads my bulletins on myspace."
Dude2 "Well Just post them during Myspace Rush-Hour"
Dude1 "Yea but then I have to worry about it getting lost in a sea of spam bulletins"

by ZakkAttackk June 19, 2008

Myspace Jealous

when a significant other is jealous of you talking to male or female friends on your myspace regardless if they know them or not.

Sara, Why did you break up with Mark?

because i was myspace jealous of all the girls he was talking to on myspace.

by TerrorCrew October 7, 2008