Sit on my face

When you're impressed by someone so much you'd do anything for this person

Omg! You're so lovely. Sit on my face already.

by LeCrazyGuy1 December 4, 2021

Bitchass McFace Tits

someone who is excessively annoying, has a terrible face, and terrible boobies.

Dude did you see that girl? She was DEFINITELY a Bitchass McFace Tits!

by Chris01598 September 16, 2007

blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

by toastface August 25, 2005

MyFacebook

What Myspace looks like now-a-days.

Susan: "Man Myspace is so gay now. More like MyFacebook."

by Wanterito January 2, 2011

Myfacing

Being on Facebook and Myspace simultaneously.
Social networking

John: "What's up?" Jack:"not much, talking to Sally on Facebook"
John: "Im talking to her on myspace, too!" Jack: "She must be myfacing."

by madelinemanson October 29, 2008

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

my face is slightly damp

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'

You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp

by RocknRollQueen May 28, 2006