My mommy said

The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”

Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”

My mommy said by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

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word on my momma

Word on my momma - Longer way of saying on god, or Fr

Bru i fucking killed that guy word on my momma

word on my momma by yung zzz September 3, 2021

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my moms a lesbian

What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.

Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood

my moms a lesbian by ChompyBlancaExoticButtChochMan December 12, 2016

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Whatchu say about my momma?

When you beefin' wit some bitch ass mothaphucka and he talkin' about yo momma that's one thing, but when he hear you say this that nigga know he dying that day.

Jackson: Fuck you bitchass nigga I'll put yo ass down.
Jason: Nigga I put yo momma down last night but she still breathing.
*Jackson turns around*
Jackson: Whatchu say about my momma?

Whatchu say about my momma? by hoodtermz November 4, 2023